Bournemouth Echo, 2000-05
Name one thing you are sorry you never got round to doing?
Name five words which describe yourself?
Youthful, Virile, Psychotic, Sunday, Liar
Name the celebrity who most surprised you and why?
Jaques Tati for tennis skills.
What do you always carry with you?
What did you love about your schooldays?
The day after I left school
And what did you hate?
What annoys you most about drivers?
What is your favourite supermarket aisle?
What is the best place in the World?
The place where I dissolve
What would you put in Room 101?
Zero's best friend
What do you most like about Dorset?
The question mark at the end of bovine dreaming
Which TV or radio soap opera character would you most like to kill off?
The canned laughter operator
What sport do you hate?
Where would you least like to spend a holiday?
Which film character would you most like to be?
What car do you drive?
1978 Holden Gemini
What's the most bizarre thing you've ever eaten?
A live cockroach
What are you currently reading?
I have stopped reading books
What frightens you most?
Loosing touch with my kids
What makes you laugh?
What's your most irritating habit?
What's the most exciting thing you've ever done in a car?